The parade of studies announcing things that will kill us never ends and the media makes its living scaring us. Here are 17 more things they say to fear.
1. Bacon. It's evil.
2. Just F#&KING living
5. Sleep. Thankfully, I never get any.
6. Hmmm, die of work or starvation?
7. WTF? Ok, now these studies are just crazy!
8. Especially if you watch anything with the Kardashians in it.
9. Who needs to eat anyway, right?
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