Reasons Why Disney Princesses Would Make Horrible Girlfriends.

These Princesses might seem like the "perfect woman" of every would-be Prince Charming's fantasy, but in reality...They Would Make Horrible Girlfriends! Here's why...

1. Elsa

She has cold feet in bed, and I hear she's pretty frigid.


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2. Aurora

She's always going to be "too tired" and has a tendency to live in her own head.


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3. Merida

You'll have the worst Mother in Law. I hear she can be a bear.


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4. Rapunzel

She spends a lot of time on her hair. A lot.


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5. Ariel

She's got it all and isn't happy with it. Always needs more.


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6. Cinderella

She has an expensive shoe habit.


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7. Belle

She's got a bad boy complex, and if you don't have chest hair you don't stand a chance.


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8. Mulan

Cross-tendencies and she'll kick your arse in a fight.


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9. Anna

Constantly seeks attention, and can be a bit gassy.


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10. Jasmine

One wrong move, you're tiger food.


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11. Snow White

Your home will become a zoo.


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