Home » lol » Dirty Birdies! Steamy, Hot Thanksgiving Tweets That Will Crack You Up! - Part 2 Dirty Birdies! Steamy, Hot Thanksgiving Tweets That Will Crack You Up! - Part 2 November 19, 2014 lol The only thing on the minds and menus of these people for Thanksgiving are naughty, sexual thoughts. Is it me or is the oven still on? 8. This Thanksgiving I'll be making my signature dish, channing taters. It's sort of weird-looking but everyone wants to fuck it. — Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) November 14, 2012 9. My Thanksgiving wish? That each of you get the sexual equivalent of a turducken this year. — Julia Segal (@juliasegal) November 25, 2010 10. Thanksgiving sext: I'm gonna baste your gobbler in hot juice after you enjoy my sausage stuffing — Christofurrr (@kuusela34) November 27, 2013 11. Thanksgiving is a holiday where we stuff dark meat into our mouths and undo our pants. Now we know what its like to be a Kardashian. — Brad Williams (@funnybrad) November 22, 2012 Your ad here was suppressed byEasy AdSense Pro.Reason: Score 0.79 > 0.4 12. "If I went back to the future and my mom was as hot as Lea Thompson I'd bang the shit out of her" and other ways to kill Thanksgiving Dinner — Steve N. Retrograde (@SternoShots) March 13, 2014 13. My sexy pilgrim outfit arrived in time for Thanksgiving. If I get my period I'm gonna say it's cranberry sauce. — Carrie Clifford (@CarrieClifford) November 22, 2011 14. "Gobble gobble gobble" - insistent turkey who is not subtle about wanting oral sex — Nate Bjork (@natethebjork) November 22, 2012 See Previous: Page 1 Your ad here was suppressed byEasy AdSense Pro.Reason: Score 0.79 > 0.4 Sign up for the Grabberwocky daily email, see everything first! EmailRequiredPut FUN in MY Inbox!Subscribe with FacebookYou can unsubscribe at any time. Unsubscribe link is included in each email.aC9bFhvNRequiredUrlRequiredPowered by WPNewsman Related Posts These 17 Unlucky People Are Having A Worse Day Than You LOL! - Part 2 17 Filthy Riddles That Will Make You Want To Shower Afterwards! - Part 2 The Definitions of Teenage Slang As Attempted By Grown-@ssed Adults. Awkward, Funny, Mostly Clueless.