Every Weird Face Trump Made At The Debate...What The Donald Is REALLY Saying!

A master negotiator like Donald Trump has to be a man of many faces. Indeed, Trump deals out a lot of poker faces. Here's what his expressions actually mean!

1. For the umpteenth time...this is my real hair!


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2. Psst Jeb, forget Carly's face...Did you see those Ta-Tas?!?!


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3. This is the face Chris Christie makes trying to be conservative when it comes to food portions.


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4. I recommended Viagra to Jeb and now Mr. "Eveready" is up like this...show 'em how high Jeb


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5. Carly, you were fired!


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6. Let's just agree that I can believe Vaccines cause Autism and Ben can still believe prison causes gayness.


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7. C'mon fellas. You can't bullshit a bullshitter.


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8. Gieco could be saving me on my car insurance?


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9. More Energy Jeb... You're putting me to sleep.


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10. Reveal my plan? What plan?


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11. I think I'm doin' O'tay up here Spanky!


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12. How long until the public realizes I actually don't know what I'm doing? Maybe this long.


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13. Ok, maybe this long...


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14. Hey it's been 3 hours up here. I really need to use the restroom!


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