The Elf On The Shelf helps Santa Claus know who is naughty and who is nice, but apparently, is getting caught up in a whole lot of naughty himself!
12. Satisfying his every fantasy.
13. Doing mean stuff.
14. he contemplated real evil.
15. eliminated rivals.
16. lost his Christmas spirit.
17. went all gangsta and took a liking to cougars.
18. So this Christmas, keep elf away from the kids.
19. ...and away from the wife.
20. ...And away from the husband.
21. Because don't let that innocent face fool you... evil is lurking on a shelf.
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