17 Filthy Riddles That Will Make You Want To Shower Afterwards!

Can you solve these seventeen dirty riddles? Even if you can't, these hilarious raunchy answers will give you some naughty fun!

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1. Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?

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2. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

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3. What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

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4. What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

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5. What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

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6. What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

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7. What’s the difference between purple and pink?

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8. How do you embarrass a male archaeologist?

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9. What do David Beckham and a diamond ring have in common?

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