Can you solve these seventeen dirty riddles? Even if you can't, these hilarious raunchy answers will give you some naughty fun!
1. Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
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2. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
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3. What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
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4. What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
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5. What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
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6. What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
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7. What’s the difference between purple and pink?
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8. How do you embarrass a male archaeologist?
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9. What do David Beckham and a diamond ring have in common?
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